The
economic situation is biting and many guys are vexing while as usual
the ladies are expecting. I am looking forward to the day when ladies
will offer to take their spouses out! Mtchewwwww! Their hands are as
long as the neck of a giraffe! Oh! Did I just say that? No apologies!
The
hustle is tight these days as the present 'Oga at the top' is not a
father Christmas, unlike the past administration. So money is scarce. A
significant number of Nigerians have to spend wisely. No more
flamboyance, it is time to tighten the straps of your boot.
Unfortunately
for you, that 'bae' you have been 'eyeing' will not look at your face
if you lose your swag. Of course, there are other men flashing Ferrari
at her while you are showing off with a Toyota Camry! Relax. Do not
worry. You will sweep her off feet, not with extravagance but with just
10,000. Read on!
Monday: Be a Gentleman
Many
people dread Mondays because it is perhaps the busiest day of the week.
Be a gentleman on Monday and focus on your job! You can check on her
by calling her.
Tuesday-First Impression matters
First
impression matters. It is this prior perception that will determine how
remote you will go with the lady. It determines whether you will get
her to commit to going out with you! Get your swag on. Read Shakespeare,
James Hadley Chase, and borrow lines from Maya Angelou's Touched by an
Angel. She will be wowed!
Wednesday: Pause
It
is time to give her a break. Do not call her, do not text and do not
think about her. Let her miss you! It is difficult, but you will do
yourself a whole lot of good if you are able to pull it off.. This break
will stop her from taking you for granted or thinking that you cannot
do or live without her!
Thursday: Buy her a priceless gift
In
a relationship, there is no way you will not spend money. However, you
have to smart with spending on a woman who is yet to yield to your
advances. She may be showing signs of being interested but at the end
you are 'On Your On' (OYO)! But if youy really like her, buy her a
thoughtful gift. A below-the-line gift. That is a gift that reminds her
of you anytime she sees it! You can go wild by buying her lingeries!
There are many affordable stalls around Lagos where you can buy
thoughtful gifts!! Do not spend more 3k.
Friday: Take her to watch a movie!
Ladies are the biggest pretenders in this world. Quote me anywhere! Abi na lie?
I do not want this. I do not like it...story! As earlier said,
politely get her to commit herself to going out with you. Do not ambush
her with the movie stuff. You can Skype her, humbly requesting that you
want to take her to the movies. Imagine an evening at the cinema with a
girl you have been fantasizing about. If she likes you she will give you
a positive answer. It is 3k for both of you and do not forget to buy
Popcorn! At the end of the movie, invite her to your house.
Saturday: At your house
Her
first visit to your house is not an opportunity to have sex. Both of
you can do that in subsequent meetiings. Of course, sex is an important
feature in every relationship. But it shouldn't be hinged on that. The
visit is for to know each other. If you can cook, please show off your
cooking skills. Some ladies said they love men that have cooking skills.
Impress her with it. At the end of the evening, she will be very fond
of you and wouldn't feel like going home. Importantly, make sure you
drop at her doorstep or give her cab money!
Sunday: Worship at her Church
Men
can do anything just to get a girl. One of those things is worshing at
her church. She will be surprised. She may probably forget that she is
in church and hug you! Congratulations! She is your girlfriend! But do
not assume, ask her.
extra
Do not waste money on recharge cards
In
the African setting, men are expected to make all the moves including
calling the woman. But, some ladies should be awarded a masters degree
for flashing as they will never call their partner!
But
do not worry, technology has changed everything. Skype is the way to
go! It is the cheapest means to make internet calls. Ask her if she is
on skype, collect her ID and make it a point of duty to only call her on
it while chatting with her using instant messaging. There is no need to
buy recharge card to call or send her text messages. In fact, you can
go old skool by writing her a love letter!

Do you think this is actually possible? Please drop your comments.
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